Dogs and Cats

You teach a dog not to pee in the floor same with a man. You can get a dog to do whatever you want with treats same thing with men. Dogs like to be scratched. So do guys. Dogs like humping everything. So do guys. Dogs like staking out there territory. So do the guys. Dogs love to be heard with their yapping or howling. So do men. Some dogs try to dominate. So do some men. Some dogs are very possessive, protective. So are some guys. Some dogs just don’t care a stranger can come in give them a “new”, and “different” treat and they’ll blow their owner off same with some men. Some dogs get on the bed in the middle of the night and fall asleep and hog the whole bed, you try to push them over and they won’t move an inch. So you’ve just got this small scrap of bed same with men. Some dogs get fat and old, are really sweet and ok with the world, same with men. Some dogs get old and bite and are cranky, same with some men. Some dogs will die trying to protect their owner, same with some men. Where there’s food there is a dog, same with men. Dogs chase cats, same with men. Dogs aren’t complicated animals; they have specific wants and needs that they need fulfilled, same with men. Some dogs are hilarious always doing crazy stuff, same with men.
Think of it, CHICKS ARE CATS
What’s that weird demon sound?? Some cats growl and hiss at everyone, same with some girls. Total bitch syndrome. Some cats love to be held and petted, same with some women. A cat starts to growl and go into totally fuck off mode sometimes the exact same thing happens with women for one week out of the month. Some cats look proud and have this I’m it look and look at you like you’re lucky for them to grace your presence, same with girls. You know sometimes you do something real stupid and your cat is around. It looks at you like what the hell, same with girls. Cats get mad and scratch and bat at things, same with girls. And sometimes cats will meow and yowl angrily at their owner for what seems forever for some weird unknown to you reason that you try to figure out. “What have I done now? Why”, same with girls. Some cats are reserved, same with some women. Some cats love to be around their owners and be close to them, same with girls. Some cats try to go somewhere out of curiosity or wanting to and get stuck in a rut, same with girls. Some cats are very vindictive and vengeful, same with some women. Cats are chased by dogs, same with women. Just when you think you know everything there is to know about a cat, they go and surprise you with something new or odd or scary or good, same with women. Cats stalk their prey and are ready to pounce and kill same with women. Some cats sleep very close to their owners at night, same with women. Some cats will claw you up or bite you if you get close to them at night, same with some women. Some cats are unpredictable, same with women.
MORAL OF STORY…
DOGS CHASE CATS…

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